Mysterious Ice Cream Cracker/Cookie

Sorry the pic is backward....(blame PhotoBooth).

Anyhoodles, Hairy was out buying stuffs for pasta dinner tonight, and I got the snackattacks.

We bought this box of mystery cookie/crackers from the Japanese grocery store a little while ago, but I never bothered to try them, until now.

Call me insane, but I'd prefer to eat Emu Jerky than these sugar bombs! www.IDontWannEatCuteStuff.com! The cone is nice and crunchy, but the "ice cream" part is kind of soft and crumbly. I'll stick with real ice cream, thanks.




All the blowing motions are due to that stupid ice cream cookie/cracker throwing up all kinds of crumbs on my keyboard!

(P.S. I downloaded that song b/c Hairy has a lot of hate for it. I think it's funny!)

Emu Jerky

Some more bootie from my bro and Jaci's honeymoon in Australia.

EXOTIC JERKIES.

Tonight, Hairy and I sampled the Emu jerky. Let me tell you, there's nothing worse than jonesing for emu at 3 a.m. Or blogging about it at 5.am....

If you didn't tell me it was emu, I would have no idea I was eating something bizarre. I mostly noted the overwhelming taste of teriyaki. Not so exciting, until you look at the label and realize you are eating a cute little fluffy emu's dried flesh. Hairy kept dipping his hand back in the bag, so clearly, it can't be that yucky.

Here's the video of us chowing down for the first time. Note, that I say EMO instead of EMU!!!!!! (And I kept doing it after I turned off Photobooth.) Sorry, I'm foreign, and we don't have the sound "u" where I come from. Either that, or I have a secret past in which I listened to a lot of Juliana Theory and Jeremy Enigk. (Okay, not so secret anymore. Run away!!!!.......)

Long & Skinny Hot Dogs Right Outta the Fridge

Hot dogs are already cooked right?




Sometimes I really do gross out my own self. It's a really weinerrific video.

At least Bibi still loves me. And my salty, snappity meats.

This is the sad fallout of Chili Dog Tuesday: Cold Hot Dog Wednesday.

Did I just admit that I ate hot dogs two days in a row?

Pork Rinds (From Australia)

My bro and his ladywoman went to Australia for their honeymoon. They brought me back a bunch of strange snacks, which included two bags of pork rinds: one regular flavor, and one spicy bbq.

I am not really a pork rind girl, nor a spicy nor a bbq kinda gal, but, seriously, the regular flavor was very...porkrindy. I needed the delicious spicybbq powder to cover up the strange aroma of fried pork skinz. I can only describe it as a smell and not a taste. Your nose and mouth get filled with the musky scent of rendered hog parts.

This is not one of those things that I crave and love. I ate them because they were in the cupboard and I was starving.

At least they make nice crunchy sounds!

ENCHILOSA Ramen Cup: fatty, salty goodness

Try not to look so excited.

One time at Safeway ... I got really excited about taking home this box of instant noodles. Maybe it was the fat and sodium content that made me so giddy. I'm always up for something that's going to slowly kill me.

Sorry it's blurry. It's to hide the bad news.

I've had this in my cupboard for a while, and today was The Day.

I boiled water in the Holy Hot Hot, and peeled back the noodle cup lid.

I kind of freaked out at this point because I could SMELL the spicyness.

I know I should have taken the obvious chili graphics on the box as an indication. But at the time I thought that was just decorative, and not any indication of actual heat.

How did it taste?




Ok, I lied. Two or three bites later, and my mouth was blowing up. I will not be revisiting the Enchilosa, but this means that I can eat almond M&M's to make up for all that loss in fat intake. WIN!


The Spice must flow....................Just not from our O-rings.

SPAM n EGGS - A CLASSIC

So, I was deciding whether or not to go into the office on Friday, when I discovered that I couldn't log onto the work server. I called the office and they told me that Comcast was down until 2pm, so I didn't figure it was worth the trek just to be in an office with no internet.

What's a girl to do instead?


FRY UP SOME SPAMZ!!!!!!!

I ain't afraid of no Spam.

AND EGGS, BETCH!

bok bok

This was quite eventful for me because a) I don't really cook or use the stove very often b) I don't usually eat breakfast c) I never ever ever use the stove during breakfast time.

I guess that's a good thing, or else I'd weigh a kabillion pounds and have Spam jelly in my arteries.