Green Bean CHIPS

I was looking for dried mangoes at Whole Foods the other day, when I ran into Green Bean Chips.

I like green beans. I like chips. Would I like green bean chips!? I was skeptical. But curious.






They had a nice crispy crunch to them, although sometimes the beans inside would be too hard and I'd have to spit them back into the container (don't share with me...). They were a lot sweeter than I had imagined, naturally so, as there is no added sugar, just some sea salt.

They are not TERRIBLE, but they are not my fave.... I will have to go back for those mangoes. File this under: emergency snack only.

Vegan Green Smoothie Roll Up

So I've been hearing that Brit Brit is back....

... well so am I!!!!!!!!!

Check out this Green Smoothie Roll Up that someone brought to Hairy's work and then Hairy brought home. I was like, "Does this have an expiration date???" And Hairy goes, "No, it's FRUIT ROLL UP."

???

Anyway, it was green. Very. Green. It kinda looked like if you had a ball of horse manure and then pounded it into a piece of cellophane. If you thought really hard about fruit roll up, then it kinda tasted like that, but a bit thicker and and crumblier and maybe a bit chalkier or spinachy-er. But hey. With 2 servings of spinach and 4 servings of fruit, I would eat this fo shizz.







Our roll up was from The Kombuchary.