You're like, "Damn, my boyfriend just bought me some wicked pate'! And I wanna eat it right now!"
And then the bad news is, "Shoooot! I don't have any crackers to spread this luscious liver upon!"
So you dig around in your cupboards, and all you have is potato chips.
Done.
I know this post will help many of you out there solve your pate' problems.
(And yes, the chip looks red underneath because they are weird all-natural red potato chips from Trader Joe's.)
