PORK AND BEANS

Sorry again it's been so long! Sheesh!!!!!!!

Today is HOBO TUESDAY!!! It's all about PORK AND BEANS, straight out of the can.

I thought it would be a nice snack, since it was 98% fat free.

But this is not the beany deliciousness I love and remember. I think it needs the fat put back in it!!! It almost has this diet-soda aftertaste that is really weird and off-putting.

I'm getting original next time!! Bring on the fat!!! Just kidding. I don't want the fat. But really, I need the FLAVA!

PORK SUNG (dried pork stuff)

Hairy and I drove down to Cupertino over the weekend to meet my folks and my bro and Jaci for a hot pot dinner in the Asian Village. After ordering food, we ran into Ranch 99 to shop in the grocery store of My People. We came home with lots of goodies, one of which was Pork Sung.


I think this is one of the foods that could really boggle the minds of the average white person. Basically, it's a lot like cotton candy, EXCEPT MADE OUT OF PORK. It's salty, fluffy, and it melts in your mouth! What's not to love!?


Protein in a pinch! Literally!!!!! nyuk nyuk!! Today, I couldn't be bothered to figure out what to eat. I made some tea, toasted some bread, slathered on a little Earth Balance, and then added a nice little layer of Pork Sung to my breakfast sandwich. Thumbs way up!

Pork Pate'

Pork Pate, originally uploaded by TWiNKiE CHAN.

It was one of those pate' days again. The kind of day you come home from work screaming for protein, and this is what you end up eating straight off the block, no crackers.

I'm pretty hardcore.

I have to say, that this super fancy-looking loaf from Whole Foods isn't that liverliscious. It's kind of like a weird pressed meat log.

Not so yummy, but, obvs my standards can be pretty low.

Yes, that is 90210 that I'm watching. The episode in which Donna almost gets raped by that weird bald dude.