Wanna buy a monkey!?

Okay, not a monkey...but an I Eat Yucky Stuff button?

I designed two for you, and you can buy them HERE!!!

Do it! It's fun! :)

I also made a nifty button for it on the side bar --->

Funky Seaweed Salad

So Hairy and I checked out this place down the street from our house called KINGDOM OF DUMPLINGS. It kind of looked like a crap-hole, and I was scared, but the food was good! Dumplings = A++!!

We also ordered some marinated seaweed salad. I have kind of an expectation of what seaweed salad looks like from eating at Japanese restaurants, but this salad was different. This salad... looked like a big ol' pile of TAPEWORMS.


I was little hesitant. BUT IT WAS SO GOOD!




It was a bit thicker and more plastic-y than the Japanese seaweed salad, but it had a nice garlic-y sesame oil-y flavor. Its bulk made it feel like a real manly vegetable to eat.

Kingdom of Dumplings: I will eat your green tapeworm salad any time.

GUESS THAT YUCKY THING giveaway!!!!

EDIT!! This giveaway is closed!!!!! We have a winner :). Thanks for participating!!! Feel free to just be grossed out in peace now.



Okay, folks. I was inspired by something I ate recently to have a "guess that yucky thing" post. I believe this yucky thing looks even YUCKIER in this photo than it did in real life!! Proud of my nasty phone cam skillz!

The first person to correctly Guess the Yucky Thing will win a very small, token, mystery package from me, including non-yucky items like delightful candies and biscuits and perhaps a commemorative "I eat yucky stuff" button.

The only hints I will give you: my mom made me eat it, and she said, "It's good for your skin and your hormones." !!! That could be a lot of things in the world of Chinese cooking, but there's your only hint. Okay, one more hint. What looks to me like a limb/arm/hand... is not.

Also, I would say that people in my family are disqualified from the giveaway. They probably just ate this, too.

Next post: my dad emails me, tells me I was a fat baby, makes a suggestion for a Yucky Stuff entry, and buys the item for me as well!

VitaTOPS!

I think this belongs in the "yucky" category, cuz generally, food that is touted as "low in fiber," "low in fat," "100 calories only," etc etc generally is not super tasty.

Find out if VitaTops make the cut!

Rice Yogurt

Hairy was very nice and bought me rice yogurt the other day, because I do in fact enjoy rice milk.



Sorry the images are backward. I usually forget to have Photobooth flip them, and I get too lazy to do it in Photoshop!


The fun surprise about strawberry yogurts is that sometimes they end up being BROWN! :/




It was kind of hard for me to get over the color. It's like you're thinking YOGURT but it looks like GRAVY.



It had a fine consistency, but it just did not have that tartness that I do so enjoy from regular yogurt. It was just kind of sweet, and only a little bit tart. Not quite yogurt, not quite pudding, and still lookin' like GRAVY.



I give rice yogurt a thumbs down.

Blast from the Past, Weenie-Style!

So, some of you may know that I used to host this blog at the now defunct Uber.com, and I had always planned to transfer all of the old entries over to here (blogger.com) but, I was always too lazy!!

Since I have been really bad at eating yuckystuff regularly these days, I thought I would bring back an old favorite. Some of my new readers may not have seen some of the old stuff before.

The picture coming up is from the time I tried to cram an entire can of Vienna Sausage into my mouth at once. I can't remember if I was successful or not! I think I also lost some followers, and maybe even friends, at this point. It pretty much makes vegans/vegetarians want to die. It probably makes omnivores want to die, too. I didn't end up eating the sausages, I'll tell ya that. I think I ate one, and it was REALLY SQUISHY. Like, it was already half-digested. I do have my limits. I do. I like to digest my own food. Call me crazy.

Canned Quail Eggs